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Live long enough to be a Problem to your Kids

Working people frequently ask retired people how do they make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a Police man writing a fine for out of date Tax disc.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket I called him a monster.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a Pig.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket this went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote personally we don't care we came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Why can't the World be as peaceful as this.

Heres' an illusion can you count all the black dots.

The next one below is not circling your eyes are just making it move to test this just stare at one spot

for a couple of seconds and everything will stop moving or look at the black centre of each circle

Then move your eyes to the next black centre and the previous will move ...its just an illusion